Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Suri, It's Over
Well I guess I was wrong. There really was a baby in there. Suri. In a strange twist of cosmic events that even L. Ron couldn't explain, Katie Holmes and Brooke Shields gave birth to baby girls on the exact same day! Click here for the full article. In terms of baby stats, both girls measured 20 inches, but Tom's baby girl, named Suri, is 7 oz. heavier than Brooke's baby girl, named Grier. Knowing how much Brooke and Tom like each other, I don't think these two will ever get together for playdates. Let's pray Katie doesn't get post-partum depression, because we all know she won't be allowed to take any drugs. Katie, honey, don't worry. If you need some drugs, I'll send you some Zoloft in a plain unmarked bag. I promise I won't tell Tom.