Tuesday, May 30, 2006
By now everyone has heard that the most beautiful baby girl on this planet has been born, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. From what I've read about Angelina Jolie, she is very much into the symbolism and meanings of names, so any name she gives her children probably goes through careful scrutiny.
So what does Shiloh Nouvel mean? According to the baby naming tool on babyzone.com, Shiloh has a Hebrew origin and means "the peaceful one". It is also the biblical name for the Messiah. Nouvel is French for "new", although from what I remember from high school French, it should probably be spelled nouvelle since Shiloh is a girl. When you put the two names "Shiloh" and "Nouvel" together you get either the new peaceful one or the New Messiah, pick your favorite. I don't think it's that bad really, at least Angelina didn't name her baby after a vegetable or cartoon character. (I still pray Moxie CrimeFighter manages to make it through grade school without needing therapy.)
While I was on babyzone, I also looked up the meaning of Angelina's other children. Here's what babyzone said the names meant:
Maddox- In Celtic, it means beneficient.
Zahara- In Arabic, it means white, flowering, or beauty. In African/Swahili, it means flowering.
Monday, May 29, 2006
When we got inside, we were all starving so we hit the food stands first. The food on the boardwalk was fabulous. My husband and I had fresh grilled burgers and fries and the kids had pizza and hot dogs. I remembered the 20/20 report of rat poo in hot dogs so didn't eat it but my son insisted on eating one so I let him. I'll ruin it for him when he's older. After we ate, we hit the beach. Now this was a surprise, the only child who had any fun at the beach was my four year old son. The twins were terrified of not only the Atlantic Ocean, but also....THE SAND! They've seen it in the sandbox at the park before, but at the beach, they didn't know how to walk in it and didn't like it touching them. They kept saying their hands were dirty and I needed to clean them up. I hope I didn't foster this behavior by insisting they wash their hands before and after they eat or after they play in the mud outside, every mom does that right? I don't want them to turn obsessive-compulsive about cleanliness, I want them to be okay with getting dirty without freaking out. After spending a good 10 minutes trying to convince two 2 year olds that sand is okay and won't hurt them I had to carry two 20 lb. girls to our mat my husband and son set up and planted them on it. They stayed on the mat the entire time while my son and I tried to convince them to play with shovel and pail and build something with the sand.
We needed some water to make the sand sculptures stick so I decided to let my son go with his father to get some water from the ocean. My son had a fear of the ocean when he was about 14 months old and I was hoping it was gone by now. I watched as the two of them walked towards the ocean, each holding a brightly colored plastic pail. Then I returned to trying to take the fear factor of the sand out of the twins, and was successful in getting them to play with it while they were still sitting on the safety of their mat. Two minutes later, I hear my husband screaming my son's name. I turn around and see my son running back up the coastline with my husband running after him, both of them without pails. Apparently, my son is still afraid of the ocean and he ran away the minute the water touched his feet. My son said he doesn't like the water and just wants to play in the sand, which was fine with me. He'll like the ocean when he's ready. I personally enjoy the water very much and became the water fetcher for the day. I don't go swimming in the ocean, but I do like the feeling of the waves crashing against my feet. Besides, my whole beach fantasy was already going the wrong way. I had imagined a more relaxing afternoon where my husband and I could just chill and watch the kids play together, but the twins fear of the sand didn't help and my son really didn't want to play all alone, so I played with him while my husband entertained the twins. I'm hoping it will get better the older they get and the more exposure they get to the beach. But next time we go, we've decided we'll stick to the boardwalk and the amusement park rides for the majority of our trip. The food was the best part of the trip, I'm still thinking about that burger. The burger alone made the entire trip worth the headache.
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Okay, I swear I'm not going to rag on Britney's mothering abilities, I'm so over that. What I find funny about this photo is that her manny has the Baby Bjorn at the ready and she still insits on carrying the baby. This manny has the easiest gig in town ya'll. Money for nothing and the chick for free.
P.S. I think they've got something going on. I wouldn't be surprised if she dumps K-Fed and hooks up with the manny.
Tom is such a controlling pig, he won't even let Katie go to the bathroom alone. I hope the rumor about Katie going home to Ohio with baby Suri is true. May Katie's parents be successful in deprogramming Katie and never let her go back to LA, ever.
Why is it that the sample of bourbon chicken they hand you on a toothpick is so tasty, yet when you get the whole platter it tastes like crap?
Friday, May 26, 2006
No, this is not the real Britney on a stripper pole. It's a wax figure of Britney at Madame Tussauds, complete with mechanized balloons inside her chest to make her chest heave in and out. It's part of Madame Tussaud's new campaign to Bring Back Britney to her hot popstar days. I can officially say I really feel sorry for Britney now. Really, if the girl just wants to sit back and have babies with smelly K-Fed and sell perfumes for a living, let her. Doesn't matter that the whole world thinks K-Feds a gold digging scum and she could've done much better for herself, if she like scum, let her be happy with it. Making a wax figure like this is just going too far. It's almost as bad as that Pro-Life birth scultpure. Just leave Brit alone ya'll, she's got enough problems as it is.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
This next little treat is the actual advertisement for Star Secrets Aishwarya Beige lipstick airing in Italy. In this clip, Aishwarya is speaking Italian. Voi Valete means "Because you're worth it" in Italian. Wow, this girl is so multi-lingual. And damn I want that lipstick!
My husband actually sent me an e-mail from work this morning that he was reading my blog and found Aishwarya Beige being sold on Ebay by someone in Italy. He said he could put in a bid if I really wanted it. Aww he's so nice. I told him thanks but I'll wait until it hits the U.S. When coupled with the international shipping cost, we could end up paying almost $20 for a $8 lipstick. No thanks, I know I may sound obsessed, but I do have patience. Besides, Aishwarya Beige isn't the only color I want, I want Eva Toffee too, and picking up a lipstick up in the store is half the fun. It's similar to hunting, there's a particular high you get when you finally catch your prey.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
I have been all over town looking for Loreal's Aishwarya Beige lipstick and can't find it anywhere. Walgreen's, Target, CVS, no one has it. I came back to the web tonight to see if I could find it online and found out that Aishwarya Beige, along with other Colour Riche Star Secrets colors like Eva Toffee (named after Eva Longoria) have not been released in the United States yet. London and Paris gals get first dibs on these, we in the States are probably going to have to wait a month or two for the line to arrive in our stores. Oh well, I'm sure I'll find something else to obsess over until Star Secrets hits our stores.
Friday, May 19, 2006
I think she did it again. While holding a drink in one hand and SPF in the other, Britney tripped while walking in NYC and poor SPF nearly suffered another crack in his skull. Good thing that bodyguard was on hand to save the baby from near death.
MK at D-listed has officially launched Operation Save SPF. Let's all join hands together and pray for this baby's safety. According to TMZ, the only thing Britney had to say after the incident was "This is why I need a gun." Honey, you need more than a gun. You need a brain.
Photo Source: D-Listed
Thursday, May 18, 2006
So I did a little research on why the trio below were together and found out they are all Loreal Brand Ambassadors. Now I get it, duh. Anyway, my next stop on the web was Loreal's website because I like to stalk Aishwarya like that and found amazing coverage on the makeup being used at Cannes right now. I normally don't buy drugstore makeup because you can't test the colors before you buy. But if someone tells me about a color from a drugstore line that will look good on my tan/olive/desi skin, I won't hesitate to give it a try. I'm always trying to figure out what kind of makeup is being used on Aish because my skin is slightly darker than hers and I figure what works for her might work for me, or at least give me some indication as to what color field I should be in. According to Loreal's website, here is what Aishwarya is wearing in this photo:
True Match Foundation in W3 Golden Beige
True Match Powder in W3 Golden Beige
Blush in Rosewood
Color Appeal Holographic Eyeshadow in Astral Taupe
Volume Shocking Mascara in Black
Contour Kohl- Jet Black
Color Riche Lipstick in Aishwarya Beige
In the photo, it looks like she has a clear gloss and a matching lipliner on her lips as well, but the website didn't mention it. Either way, I am getting that lipstick. Tonight. From Walgreens.
If you're interested in what colors the other brand ambassadors are wearing, like Eva Longoria, Andie Macdowell, and Kerry Washington, click on the link for Loreal's Website HERE. Once you're in the site, click on "Live from Cannes" and then "Meet our Ambassadors".
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
The kids ate Cini Sticks today again and luckily I noticed Z throwing pieces of the baked good into the underbasket. This time I shook the stroller out and wiped it down with wet wipes before putting it back in the trunk, but I think what it really needs is a good washing inside and out. I don't have the time to take off each seat cushion and detail the thing, so I've decided to get the kids in their swimsuits and wash it like a car outside as soon as we get a nice hot day. Then I plan to leave it out in the sun to dry so any bug that survived the washing can die from heat expsoure.
I'm so disgusted by my minivan, I thought it was the perfect vehicle for my family of five, but it's just one giant pain in the ass. Bugs aside, it's impossible to crawl into it to get the kids in and out of their car seats, especially the one that sits in the back. I feel like taking the minivan out to the marsh off the NJ Turnpike and torching it, mafia-style. That'll kill the bugs for sure. But I can't because it's a lease, which lucky for me ends in a few months. The dealer knows about the bug incident but can't refuse to take it back. There was nothing in the lease contract that mentioned carbugs, so when the lease is up, the dealer's probably gonna torch it himself. I want a more station wagon type car for my next car, something like a VW Toureg. I test drove it a while ago and I really like the shape of it. Plus, I don't need to do acrobatics to load the kids in it.
Monday, May 15, 2006
Guess who's looking for another visit from Child Welfare agents? It's Britney, it's Britney! Doesn't she ever learn? Little Sean Preston has to be a year old before he can sit in a forward facing car seat, yet here he is, hunched over in his Britax Roundabout while his white trash mama drives around with rollers in her hair. There is simply no excuse for this kind of stupidity. I know from experience that the Britax Roundabout can be installed in both forward and rear facing modes, the instructions are clearly written on the car seat itself. It's not rocket science Brit. Plus, his seatbelt doesn't look too snug, which explains why the poor guy is falling a little too forward in his seat. I wish I could rescue this little baby, he's doomed. [source, source]
Sunday, May 14, 2006
I think most of us who lived through the 80's owned at least ONE bubble skirt, right? Me and my sisters weren't the only ones prancing around in these bubbles, wearing them everywhere from school concerts to family photos, were we? And yes, we wore these with ~shudder~ black tights and ballet flats!!! oh, the insanity! I was so relieved when the 90's arrived and we finally sent this fugly trend into retirement in favor of long crinkle skirts from Express. I never imagined the bubble skirt would be back, with gusto, for the spring/summer trend of 2006! First leggings, and now this? Is this something else I can blame Sienna Miller for, or are the designers simply running out of ideas? Who's bright idea was it to start looking back towards the 80's for fashion insipiration? Along with leggings, this is another trend I'm going to sit out. I'm still wearing the tunic top and jeans fashion from last year. I like tunics, they're comfy.
Other than that, we spent most of the day indoors because it was raining and cold outside. We gave the kids a toy for Mother's Day. I know it should be the other way around but they aren't old enough to do those things yet, plus, for the few minutes of peace this toy brings me, it's worth it. The kids got an Elefun, and they love it. My 4 year old son, of course, calls it Elephunk.
Friday, May 12, 2006
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Monday, May 08, 2006
Why is Katie Holmes walking around town with her nursing bra undone and visible to the public? I know she's been brainwashed by her captor Tom Cruise, but she can't be so out of it that she can't tell that her flap is open. It seems to be another publicity stunt from the TomKat camp. She and her Master, Tom Cruise, know that they are trailed by paparazzi everywhere they go, so maybe they think showing off Katie's nursing bra will somehow prove that Katie had a baby and is breastfeeding it.
I'm still not convinced. If she's supposedly only a few weeks postpartum, why isn't she wearing nursing pads under her bra cup? New moms leak, and even the most sleep deprived mother makes sure to cover that base before going out in public. Especially when she's wearing a "tell no lies" silk shirt. Which brings us back to the other theory that Katie had her baby back in January and is actually about four months postpartum. That would better explain the lack of nursing pads and how she's fitting into her skinny jeans so quickly after birth (and her shoe shopping spree before the baby was born).
Yet, the biggest question that comes to my mind is where is the baby Katie apparently just fed? You know, baby Suri, the one they named after an alpaca? Tom Cruise, being the publicity whore that he is, surely shouldn't have a problem showing off his new baby to the paprazzos, so where is she? Is she being raised by those freaky Scienotologists? Are Tom and Katie even the baby's parents or is it the spawn of L. Ron Hubbard? How can I go on while all these questions remain unanswered?
Until we get a photo of Suri from Captain Crazy himself, the funny peeps at Save Dakota Fanning have given us this lovely image to savor.
Saturday, May 06, 2006
John Galliano (on the left) is a creative genius when it comes to haute couture. That dress Charlize Theron is wearing, he designed it. But what I'm wondering is why John himself dresses like a tranvestite crack addict? I know Dior makes suits for men, why doesn't he wear one of them? [Source]
Friday, May 05, 2006
Oh Mary Kate, you goth girl you! What are you doing to me? First you sport the "I get my clothes from a garbage can" bag lady look, and now this? Here's a tip, dressing up like Morticia Addams for a formal event still makes you look like a fashion "don't". You'd look much better if you wore some of the clothes from your clothing line at Walmart.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Why is Sienna Miller so intent on bringing back leggings? I admit they were comfortable, in the 80's, but unless you've got skinny legs, they are not very flattering to the majority of women. I wouldn't even wear leggings to the gym, the tight lycra gives away too much information about how long it's been since I worked out. Fashion mags drool over Sienna for her bold trendsetting style. I'd like to know what they are looking at because I don't see "style" here. I see someone who raided the clearance section at TJ Maxx's activewear department while carrying a $1,500 Balenciaga bag. [source]
Yup, it's over. After only a year of dating and mass PDA, Paris and her boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, are over. Poor Paris just can't seem to hang on to her Greek tycoon boyfriends. Let this be a lesson to all future heiresses. If you want to marry a rich Greek tycoon, don't screw around with Rick Soloman.
Monday, May 01, 2006
So after a full day of being outside and being bombarded by the sun, by the evening I was telling my husband, "My face is on fire, my face is on fire! I need to get to CVS and get some cream!" It's a mild sunburn, not severe, but it itches like mad. My husband asked me how this happened, and I told him about the Differin abuse and he just shook his head, "Why do you do this to yourself?"
So now I'm home, with Eucerin Calming cream rubbed all over my face, looking like I had a chemical peel done at the derm's office. I'm also on shit duty with my kids because two of them caught a stomach virus from the gym's playroom. Life is just great right now. But I must say I have a newfound compassion for my fair skinned friends who come home from the beach looking like red lobsters. I know what it's like to have sunburn now, the pain and the wicked itch is unbearable.