Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Freaky News of the Day: Tom Cruise to Eat Katie's Placenta


Now I've heard everything. If you didn't believe me before, now you will all agree, TOM CRUISE IS THE CRAZIEST MAN ALIVE! He was recently quoted in GQ magazine as saying he can't wait to eat Katie's placenta when she gives birth:

He told GQ magazine: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I
thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord
and the placenta right there."

But, it seems Tom may have bitten off more than he can chew with his bold
declaration.

The interviewer pointed out that a placenta is rather large, so Tom
replied: "Ok, maybe I won't." [Sky Showbiz]

So that's the only thing that made him change his mind? The size? Why doesn't Tom arrange for a sushi chef to be present at the "silent" birth so he can slice and dice that sucker up and serve it to him, cord and all? This is just too nasty. If Tom was trying to be funny, he failed miserably. The only thing he confirmed by this statement is that he is completely crazy, and disgusting. [photo source: Just Jared]

7 comments:

Aisha said...

yeah. that's just something you dont even joke about in the sense WHO thinks "hm that will be a funny joke"

Sadaf Trimarchi said...

If they thought that black and white posed still would somehow look endearing, they are so off the mark. The way he is clutching her belly is downright scary. Memo to baby: If you are actually in there, stay right where you are. You're probably better off.

Chris in MB said...

Eating the placenta is an old custom in a couple of different cultures. Some make soup with it. Not very common today & it's kept very private.

I think it's disgusting. Just buy some damn chicken.

Chris in MB said...

Also, on very rare occasions some extremist "New Age" type people have also done this.

simply me said...

chris, i've heard about that. i think I saw something on HBO once, where they had a "placent party", and random guests were served their friend's placenta!

Chic Mommy said...

that's just gross! Placenta is a part of a human body, isn't eating it akin to cannibalism?

opinionatedinjerzee said...

what?? is he a freakin cannibal too??