Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Big Gay Al Tries His Best to Look Straight


If these two ever appeared in a Bollywood film, the song lyrics would go a little something like this:

(The song would be sung to the theme of South Park's "I'm Super")

Big Gay Al:
I’m so sorry
my stomach-stapled wife
But I just can’t feel too bad for you right now.
Because I’m feeling
So insanely super
That even the fact that you can’t dress
Can’t bring me down

Sunddenly, gay background singers appear singing:
Yes he’s super and he’s proud to be gay
One day he'll come out of the closet and he'll swing it our way!

Big Gay Al:
Yes, I'm super!
So very super
Coz everything is super when you're gaaaaayyy!


While were on the topic, Tom Cruise is feeling super too, thanks for asking! Check him out in this video here.


8 comments:

Um Naief said...

whoa... never heard that this Al is gay! what have i been missing... obviously a lot! ;)

so you think he's gay? do you follow Ted Casablanca? if so, who do you think toothy tile is? me, i think it's Matthew McCognehey.

Ameet said...

Umm .... could we please not use the word "gay" in a derogatory sense? It's really unfair to all the real fags out here :)

Leilouta said...

Gay or straignt...he is scary! :)

Leilouta said...

I found your comment late Chic Mommy,sorry.I'll make sure I send you an email before my next trip.

Unknown said...

Yeah, Star's hubs is looking a little light in the shoes. That pic of her is absolutely frightening. And that dress?? ((shudder))

Chic Mommy said...

Sorry Ameet, I didn't mean to offend. I was only taking a jab at Al and Tom Cruise (who should really come out of the closet already), not the entire gay community. I have no animosity towards gay people, no one is a bigger fag hag than me.

Kelly said...

Um. That Tom video is freaking hilarious.

keda said...

sooper DOOPER!
love it. hate him. still smiling thanks :)