Friday, February 09, 2007

Who, or What, Do You Think Killed Anna Nicole Smith?

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Anna Nicole Smith

The mysterious circumstances surrounding the tragic death of Anna Nicole Smith is just baffling. I figured something fishy happened when her son suddenly died of a lethal mixture of drugs in September, but the way Anna has died just seems so peculiar. They are still doing the autopsy to find out for sure, but I have a number of theories that I think contributed to Anna's death.

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Theory #1: Howard K. Stern did it. The guy just seems like a slimey, money grubbing pig. I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one behind Daniel's death, and there are a number of people on the internet who think he was probably drugging Anna Nicole to death as well. I was watching Larry King last night, and Anna's sister Donna Hogan called in to talk about her sister's death. She made it clear in no uncertain terms that she hated Howard's guts, and her mother had warned Anna about being with him as well.

Virgie [also] made a chilling prophecy in October on Nancy Grace's CNN
show; "If Howard Stern marries her and she ends up dead, then who does the money
go [to]? Danny's not there."

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Theory #2: Trimspa did it. When Anna was taking Trimspa, it had ephedra in it. Ephedra is now a banned substance in the U.S. because it can cause stroke, heart attack, seizures, or severe mental disorders. Given the way Anna always acted spaced out all the time, it could be that Trimspa, along with the other drugs she was fucking around with, helped contribute to her death.

Theory #3: She died of a broken heart. This one is highly plausible. Poor Anna never really recovered from the death of her son. The death of a child is every parent's worst fear, I cannot even begin to imagine her pain. (And subsequently, I thank God every day my children are with me.)

Theory #4: She choked on her own vomit. Anna apparently was suffering from the flu and pneumonia like symptoms recently. But how does a grown woman choke on her own vomit, unless she throws up in her sleep, or was being prevented from bending her body over to let it out? Suspicious.

Theory #5: She killed herself with a drug overdose.
I really hope this isn't true, after all, she had a beautiful 5 month baby girl who was counting on her. Fucked up or not, every child deserves to know their mother. Now the poor little girl is caught in a paternity suit, with little hopes of having a normal childhood. My heart goes out to her.

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Speaking of the Paternity Suit, who do you think is the baby's daddy?

I think it's Larry Birkhead.

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He's been demanding a DNA test from day one, but Anna and Howard have been blocking it. I think if Howard is so sure he's the daddy, why doesn't he prove it by doing the test? Instead, he's raising even more suspicions by blocking the test and making excuses.

As for baby Dannielynn, she's in the Bahamas with the wife of a government official. How odd. I can't confirm this, but a friend of mine I was talking to last night said that under Bahama law, if a mother dies, the child goes to the father listed on the birth certificate. Anna listed Howard K. Stern as the father, so until the whole paternity mess is cleared up, Howard is the daddy. I'm wondering if Howard planned this whole thing from the get-go.

There's also a question of Anna's will. CNN is reporting that if Howard K. Stern is both the executor and the beneficiary of the will, it's going to cause alot of problems in court. (Gee, ya think?)

This whole tragic story is just full of questions. What do you think about it?

UPDATE: This story is bringing all sorts of crazies out of the wood work. Now Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is claiming to be Dannielynn's daddy? And he even tried to "adopt" Anna Nicole to make her a princess? The Anna Nicole Show is just getting weirder by the minute.


Lisa said...

All of your theories are excellent. Any one of them could have all happened! What a mess. I must say this Howard is the first thing to come to my mind, though. Then suicide.

What I really don't like to hear is how she was a "wonderful mom". If anyone saw that reality show she came out with on E...oy. Plus the fact that she's in FL and the baby is in the Bahamas...why? I don't understand that. We all need a break, but MSNBC said yesterday that she was a "frequent visitor" to that hotel..having been there 3 weeks prior. Obviously that might not be true...

That Larry guy looks a hell of a lot more decent than this Howard.

Chic Mommy said...

I hope Larry Birkhead is the father too. Howard is a pig.

Anonymous said...

I think it was the millinaires family....and all of the men claiming paternity are just trying to get thier hands on the left over change that the baby has....

Anonymous said...

I also think I can not spell.....

Ameet said...

First time I saw Howard on the Anna Nicole show, alarm bells went off - he looks like such a scumbag - it's so obvious!

Mona Zenhom said...

I never particularly cared for Anna, but her sudden, untimely death shocked and saddened me. I too think everyone wants a peice of the pie, Howard more than anyone. That poor little girl. Btw, I like your blog ;)

Anonymous said...

I think Howard is a scum bag but I think he didn't kill her (though I'm pretty sure he did her son). Anyway, I've heard there were six people in her hotel room when she how did six people not notice she was unconsious??? B/c they were all to f'd up to care! My bet is she was so waisted that she puked in her sleep and choked to death on her vomit. It happens to f'd up kids here all the time. There will be a whole room of people and no one notices until the next morning that they are dead.

Then again, it could be all those drugs she's taken. Nobody can drop 70 lbs like that.It couldn't have been good for her.

And I feel sorry for her daughter. Now all she'll have to remember her mom is naked magazines and f'd up show that makes her look like a giant idiot. Poor girl.

simply me said...

Did you hear the latest rumor? That Anna had her late husband's (the old guy) sperm frozen and it's actually HIS daughter. Oh, and every time I look at Howard K. Stern I picture Quagmire (sp?) from The Family Guy. Giggity giggity..

Unknown said...

Besides the seriousness of this subject... would it be a great eppy for CSI:Miami? I actually SEE Horatio already sneak around to find more evidence for murder...

Chic Mommy said...

dee, the real life Anna Show is better than any tv, but I agree, that would make a great episode!

btw, did anyone see the contents of her fridge on The girl lived on Slim Fast and Methadone. Gives new meaning to the words, Liquid DIE-t.

Shezalldat said...

sorry if im offensive but she looks like a trans'd man! she doesnt look naturally feminine AT ALL.