Show me the baby! I said, SHOW...ME...THE BAY-BEEEEEE!
Why is Katie Holmes walking around town with her nursing bra undone and visible to the public? I know she's been brainwashed by her captor Tom Cruise, but she can't be so out of it that she can't tell that her flap is open. It seems to be another publicity stunt from the TomKat camp. She and her Master, Tom Cruise, know that they are trailed by paparazzi everywhere they go, so maybe they think showing off Katie's nursing bra will somehow prove that Katie had a baby and is breastfeeding it.
I'm still not convinced. If she's supposedly only a few weeks postpartum, why isn't she wearing nursing pads under her bra cup? New moms leak, and even the most sleep deprived mother makes sure to cover that base before going out in public. Especially when she's wearing a "tell no lies" silk shirt. Which brings us back to the other theory that Katie had her baby back in January and is actually about four months postpartum. That would better explain the lack of nursing pads and how she's fitting into her skinny jeans so quickly after birth (and her shoe shopping spree before the baby was born).
Yet, the biggest question that comes to my mind is where is the baby Katie apparently just fed? You know, baby Suri, the one they named after an alpaca? Tom Cruise, being the publicity whore that he is, surely shouldn't have a problem showing off his new baby to the paprazzos, so where is she? Is she being raised by those freaky Scienotologists? Are Tom and Katie even the baby's parents or is it the spawn of L. Ron Hubbard? How can I go on while all these questions remain unanswered?
Until we get a photo of Suri from Captain Crazy himself, the funny peeps at Save Dakota Fanning have given us this lovely image to savor.