Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Britney Dumps K-Fed and is Coming Back in Style

I was upset when I heard that Ryan and Reese were splitting up, but when I heard the news today that Britney finally dumped that lazy bum husband of hers, I was ecstatic. And I'm not alone, I don't think there has ever been this much celebration or happiness over a couple breaking up since, well,...never! Britney's looking good, and I'm glad she finally got the sense to knock K-Fed to curb. I'm so happy for her.

Pink is the New Blog is my favorite "All-Britney All the Time" site right now, he's got the details on everything. Check it out.

And Britney could very well make this Gap sweater the new "must-have" item of the winter, especially for girls getting their groove back. People has all the details on how you can copy her look, although they recommend wearing a shirt under the sweater for modesty. I don't really mind how the sweater looks on Britney, though. I think she's been through so much hell with K-Fed, she deserves to get her sexy on. Go Britney!


photo via People Magazine

8 comments:

Sadaf Trimarchi said...

I'm actually kinda liking that sweater - never thought I'd say that about something Brit was wearing. But she looks great. K-fed is so sleezy. I can't believe he's countersued for sole custody of the kids. What a shameless ploy to up his divorce settlement terms. Would love to know what they stipulated to in the pre-nup.

Chic Mommy said...

I heard K-Fed gets 150K for each year he's married to Britney, and since he's been married only two years, he gets $300K and a big kick to the curb, nothing else. He can't touch Britney's $56 million or any of her proceeds from her music or perfume business. Britney has also waived child support and alimony (there was nothing for him to give anyway) and I think it's smart she's seeking sole custody of the kids. K-Fed is a serial deadbeat dad, and Britney should have known this going into the marriage (he already had two kids before he wasn't paying attention to), but as all things in life, you live and learn. I'm just glad she finally got some sense knocked into her, I'm actually a closet Britney fan! I still have "Hit me Baby one more time" on one of the CD's in my car!

simply me said...

You know what's intersting? that "fed-ex" didn't fight for custody of his other kids (by shar jackson), yet he's fighting for these kids. It's only because with brit, he has a lot to gain financially. Also, I see she's back to wearing no bra again. How can you wear that sweater and no bra?? I'd think it'd make the girls super itchy!

simply me said...

oh, and by the way: he gets 30k a month for half the life of their marriage (1 year), plus they divide up the $ from the house. All gifts given to him over 10k have to be returned (including his ferarri, mercades..etc). And it's no accident she filed for divorce on nov.6th. Her official wedding date is oct.6th..and anything past nov.6th would be payments going into the next year. I know way too much about this;)

Chic Mommy said...

whoah simply me, are you sure you are not Britney's divorce lawyer? Wow, you do know too much, but I'm glad you told us, I found it so interesting. I never even realized he didn't ask for custody of Shar's kids, that's because Shar is not worth millions. I'm glad that loser got his Ferrari taken away from him too, he's such a waste of space. And have you ever heard him speak? He's a walking, talking poster child for what happens when you skip school and smoke weed all day.

Chic Mommy said...

and I agree about the bra thing, I don't know how she didn't feel a little cold under there, but that's Britny for ya. When she wears a bra, she'll wear nothing else, but when she wears a shirt or sweater, the bra goes on vacation. I do admit it looks sexy on her, but I would never have the guts to go braless under that sweater. The puppies are too darn big.

Aisha said...

agreed. she needed a bra under that. But she looks good. :) democrats take congress, rumsfield resigns, and KFed is now FedX. Good times good times!

Adryenn Ashley said...

Nearly 70% of all marriages that end are due to financial stress. Add to that crushing statistic that divorce has not only become acceptable, but nearly inevitable! Why? Because we as a society don't take the time to do the work up front to ensure lifelong happiness. In fact, many smart, single girls revert back to schoolgirl fantasies once the ring goes on their finger. Faster than their guy can get up off of bended knee, these girls are pulling out the bridal magazines and obsessing over napkins and cake flavors. Combining two well-lived lives requires as much attention, more in fact, as planning a fairytale wedding. So Every Single Girl's Guide To Her Future Husband's Last Divorce is my contribution to all future second wives out there so they can learn the ropes without getting in the ring. We owe it to ourselves and our families to protect our ASSets!

Didn't anyone wonder why her 55 hour marriage was annulled? Because her handlers explained "Community Property" to her! But why they didn't annul it and then remarry, or do a Post-Nuptial agreement is beyond me. He was going to be so much better for her soul.

She needs a HUSBAND, not a co-celebrity. She needs someone who will focus on her and love her. But she might not be in the head space to see that yet.