Tara: "I'm smart. I'm alot smarter than people realize....I'm sensitive, and I care what people write about me. I don't like that they make me look like an idiot. I'M NOT AN IDIOT."
Really? Then what about all those times you were so wasted your boobs slipped out of your dress or bikini?
Tara: "People act like it was the worst crime in the world. It was a mistake you know! But you would think my boob popped out and shot Gandhi."
No, I wouldn't think that, but thanks for giving me the unwanted visual. So what are you going to do to make sure it doesn't happen again?
Tara: "My hooters are under control. I'm taped up now, totally. I'm using double tape. Double double tape. My boobs are going nowhere again."
Oh, really? Well what happened at the Delano Hotel in Miami recently? Your boob popped out of your bikini again, how could you ruin my lunch for me like that? Or scandalize the children in the pool?
Tara: "I had no idea it was even out."
How Tara, how? I thought you said you were going to use double double tape this time?
Tara: "I just want to act again. I'm alot smarter than people realise."
And with that, Tara Reid kicks back three rum and cokes and goes back to hanging out at the pool with her National Geographic monster boobs.
If you want to see the NSFW pic of Tara's monster boob escaping her bikini, CLICK HERE, if you dare!
