Friday, May 19, 2006

Oh No, Not Again!

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I think she did it again. While holding a drink in one hand and SPF in the other, Britney tripped while walking in NYC and poor SPF nearly suffered another crack in his skull. Good thing that bodyguard was on hand to save the baby from near death.

MK at D-listed has officially launched Operation Save SPF. Let's all join hands together and pray for this baby's safety. According to TMZ, the only thing Britney had to say after the incident was "This is why I need a gun." Honey, you need more than a gun. You need a brain.

Photo Source: D-Listed

11 comments:

simply me said...

a gun for what?? to shoot the paparazzi??? i don't get it. and she really needs to invest in either a stroller or one of those baby carriers that strap on to you.

Chic Mommy said...

Yeah, she wants to shoot the paparazzi. she blames the paprazzi for everything bad that happens to SPF. She'll blame this on them too. she looks a little drunk if you ask me.

simply me said...

one more thing.. I know you can't help tripping sometimes..i've done it with my nephew before..but (especially if there's hard pavement on the ground) you do everything to protect the kid if they, or both of you, are about to go down. you'd think that her instinct would be to drop the freaking drink in her hand and grab him with both hands, but she holds on to the drink!

Kimmy said...

Put down the drink, Brit, and hold on to your baby for goodness sake!

Sadaf Trimarchi said...

Ok, I know the focus of this is the Britney is an idiot theme, but for the life of me, I can't stop staring at her bodyguard's mustache.

Eww...

Although props to him for trying to catch the baby. I wonder where the new male nanny was.

Having an all-male staff must be the new celebrity mom cachet. I think I'd be weirded out by a male nanny.

Chic Mommy said...

I'd like me a "manny" ;)

Kimberly said...

Yeah, a gorgeous, hunk of a manny wouldn't be a bad thing.

Britney will never learn and heaven help the bun in the oven. That's all she needs it two kids. How will she manage to carry her drink then?

Sadaf Trimarchi said...

She really needs to invest in a nice big stroller. She can use that to maneuver and part the sea of papparazzi with those big Buggaboos, or a nice jogging stroller with extra large all terrain wheels. And definitely a cup holder.

TMZ's site has the video of the slip, which honestly, doesn't seem that big a deal.

http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/exclusive-video-britneys-stumble/20060519111009990001

Orchid said...

Hey Chicmommy,
caught up with all your posts..thanks again for an entertaining read. My comemnt is not about this post but about Cannes and bubble dresses. Check out Preity Zinta's outfit...i thought she did quite well given her petite frame and all....infact wrote about that on my blog just now!

Ameet said...

How do I support Operation Save SPF? I want that baby out of her custody NOW!!!!

Lisa said...

Of course it's their fault - if they weren't around, there wouldn't be proof she was an idiot.

Don't get me wrong - I know I'm not a perfect parent, but she's made so mistakes with just one. And he's not even a year old yet.