Friday, May 26, 2006
Madame Tussauds Launches Operation Bring Back Britney
No, this is not the real Britney on a stripper pole. It's a wax figure of Britney at Madame Tussauds, complete with mechanized balloons inside her chest to make her chest heave in and out. It's part of Madame Tussaud's new campaign to Bring Back Britney to her hot popstar days. I can officially say I really feel sorry for Britney now. Really, if the girl just wants to sit back and have babies with smelly K-Fed and sell perfumes for a living, let her. Doesn't matter that the whole world thinks K-Feds a gold digging scum and she could've done much better for herself, if she like scum, let her be happy with it. Making a wax figure like this is just going too far. It's almost as bad as that Pro-Life birth scultpure. Just leave Brit alone ya'll, she's got enough problems as it is.