So the scene comes on where that "shitbreak" character (I still can't remember his name) is doing strange yoga poses to prepare for tantric sex with Stiffer's mom.
Husband: "Ha ha, look at that, he's getting ready for his MILF."
Me: "You know what the opposite of MILF is right?"
Husband: "No. Is it an Ugly Mom?"
Me: "Noooo! It's DILF."
Husband: "What's a DILF?"
Me: "You don't know? Think about it, it's just like MILF, but with a D instead of M."
After thinking for a while what the D stood for (Dad), he said, "Gross, there's no such thing. There are hot moms, but dads can't be hot."
Me: "That's because you're straight."
I couldn't believe the husband was so clueless. He's so lucky I read gossip blogs and keep up with the latest in slang with random visits to Urban Dictionary to keep him up to date. Hey, I have a teenage brother to spy on, I need to know what words like "twisted", "beat", and "jacked up" really mean so I can help my completely clueless parents keep him in check.
But back to the topic of this post, "Hot Celebrity Daddies". Here are my favorite picks:
Julian McMahon, father of one. To most people he's Dr. Troy on Nip/Tuck, but to me he will always be Phoebe's demon husband Cole from Charmed.
Oded Fehr, father of one. Another Charmed alum, he played Zancou. He's hot.
Benjamin Bratt, father of two. I still can't see how Julia Roberts left him for that fugly dude she married.
Bollywood actor Akshay Kumar, father of one. This guy doesn't seem to age. I've had a crush on him since the early 90's, when perms were still in.
Will Smith, father of three. Nuff said.
I was going to post a pic of David Beckham, but for some reason he just doesn't do it for me. I don't know, it seems Posh has brought down his property value. But now that you have an idea of what kind of celebrity dads are my type, what are yours?
