"Hello, who's this?"
"Hi Paris, it's T. Rajeevnath, Indian film director. I'm making a movie about the life of Mother Theresa and I think you would be perfect to play the role of the saintly nun in my movie."
"Oh, are you a big fan of my professional work?"
T: "Well, I never saw House of Wax, but I saw your Carl's Jr. ad on the internet, and all I could think as you defiled that burger was, 'Damn she looks just like Mother Theresa'. So how about it? I even doctored up some side by side photos to show you how much you look like her. What do you think?"
Paris and Mother Theresa
As much as I think T. Rajeevnath is a little cuckoo, I do kind of see a resemblance in the cheekbones and facial structure here. But there is a big problem in casting Paris Hilton in the role of Mother Theresa (aside from the fact she might slut up the role), Paris can't act.
