Sunday, April 02, 2006

Britney Wears Baby Gap, Size 6-12 Months


Brit dear, you really need to stop wearing clothes that are too small for you. Did you raid this sweatshirt from Sean Preston's drawer chest? How many times have I told you, you are an XL at the Gap, the one where adults shop. There's nothing wrong with wearing the size you are. Clothes that fit flatter you better.



And hide the sweat from under your boobs when you work out. (And no, she's not lactating!)

11 comments:

Sadaf Trimarchi said...

oh gawd...this outfit is so bad, on so many levels. I almost don't know where to start. And btw, I did think those werelactating wet spots, which totally made me cringe, yet simultaneously decide it was proper payback for wearing too-tight tops.

ah well, she is young after all. Might as well get all your fashion faux paus moments out of the way now.

Chris in MB said...

Boob sweat? Really??
Wow, the things you learn from blogs.
Look close at the pictures. The second one was taken before the fist. I think she's looking at the steps not the stains.

Lisa said...

Ya know, I think she's at a point where any attention is better than none. She is in some rough shape, man!

Leilouta said...

Hey Chris,
Women don't sweat like that! It must milk.

Jordan's Dad said...

U sure those arent just shadows?

opinionatedinjerzee said...

oh god!! that last picture was so nasty.. where do you find all this good stuff!! that comment about the baby gap is just too damn hillarious!! you got me roflmao!!

Chris in MB said...

thanks leilouta, I was going to suggest that she use antiperspirant under them

Chic Mommy said...

guys, she stopped breastfeeding a long time ago (according to my gossip bible USWeekly). That's boob sweat!

Ah-muh-nuh said...

Sigh...and I thought baby gap was in style for 20/30/40 somethings. Guess I'm going to go return mine.... ;)

keda said...

ouch!

been away and i must say i did miss you! mariah size 8 at least width wise.

tom yuck.

and under boob sweat only acceptable in the gym- NOT outside. seriously...

Jeanine said...

HER IMPLANT BROKE!